Πέμπτη, 27 Μαρτίου 2014

Review: Holy Frigging Martimony by Emma Chase

What does Drew Evans have to say next? Find out in this forty page short story, filled with his sexy charm, unique advice and hilarious one-liners. 

Marriage: the final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, all the while knowing they’d never make it back. 

And now another poor rocket is ready to launch. 

But this isn’t just any posh New York wedding. You’ve seen my friends, you’ve met our families, you know you're in for a treat. Everyone wants their wedding to be memorable. This one’s going to be un-frigging-forgettable. 

                                         My opinion:
The story is about Dee Dee's and Matthews wedding reception. Everything goes well until Drew stays alone with Kate's ex boyfriend and that's when hell breaks loose. They start fighting in front of a room full of people.Kate was dissapointed with him and after his sister advice he went to find billy and tried to make truce with him. After that Kate and Drew are good but Dee Dee doesn't forgive easily, Drew and Billy realised that the moment the reception ended. Poor guys.

A short genius funny story. I freakin loved it. The are lines that are funny and smart as always.I liked Drew's reaction to Dee Dee's punishment.

My favourite lines:
1)“A—there’s always time to mess around. B—it depends on your definition of
quickie. My interpretation happens to be how quickly I can make you scream my name. Past experience has shown I can make that happen pretty damn fast.”

2)“My favorite dress of yours will always be…the one on the floor.”

3)“You smell like sweat and sex…and me. It’s hot. Eau de Cum kicks Chanel Number Five’s ass.”

4) She says they’re just—say it with me—’friends’—but I don’t buy it. 

5)“Aunt Amelia, let go! I’m a musician, I need my ear!”
     “Stop your whining! Beethoven was deaf and he did just fine.”

6)“You heartless monster! How could you?”

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                            Holy Frigging Martimony

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