Decker's Wood by Kirsty Dallas

Decker Steele had it made...Penthouse apartment, VIP parties, girls on tap. You see, Decker Steele is the Pornography Associations award winning, money making machine. But what does a self-confessed, pussy pounding warrior do when his prized package begins to fail? Freak the 'F' out, that's what! 

Andi Jennings is the socially inept, geeky and awkward cousin of Decker's best friend. Only she's not so geeky and awkward anymore. Now she's a smokin' hot country bumpkin, with a smokey voice made for phone sex, and a pair of hot as hell cowboy boots. Everyone adores her, my porn star buddies, my mom and dad, my 'equipment'. 

So, the prized package isn't so failing anymore, the catch is, it will only perform for Andi...My friend WITHOUT benefits. 

What will the prince of porn do? The girl or the career? 

                                           My opinion:
Decker was a pornstar for many years, now he was done with sex. According to a doctor he had become conditioned to unemotional sex and his body started to reject it, which meant he couldn't get it up without pills. He didn't know what to do now and was always moody. His best friends cousin,Andi,was coming to live and work in New York, he remembered her as a young awkward girl.But now he met a whole different girl, Andi now was a beautiful woman. Andi liked him alot but his confidence was pissing her off. After a few days Decker realised that his dick was responding only to Andi. When he saw
her,thought of her or touched her his dick was hard as steele. Dereck had to stay away from her because she was his friends cousin and she had to stay away from him because he was a heartbreaker. He wanted her and even though was afraid to start a real relationship Dereck was going to try for her. They were having such a good time together in and out of bed.Too bad that Dereck screwed up, nothing stays hidden forever. Decker was determined to earn her back.

The most amazing romantic and funny story i have read. There are some hot lines and some very funny. The characters in this book are all different, funny, innocent, crude, sexy. Both Andi and Decker had changed over the years they became better (although Decker took him some more time and the presence of Andi in his life). I loved Andi and her texan accent it was so cute. What can i say for Decker, the man was sex on legs but also funny as hell.

My favourite lines:
1)Any guy will tell you, a problem with the junk is as
good as the end of the world! 

2)“It’s adoring the way you assume I would want to tangle with you, Decker. As it turns out, I don’t,
you’re not my type.”
   Decker shook his head in amusement. “Unless you’re gay, I’m your type.”

3)Holy shit, Decker Steele was hard as steel

4)He was huge, like a heavy, hot piece of wood shoved right up against my
pinky pie! 

5)“It’s a normal male response. Pussy gets close, dick gets hard.
It’s how we keep you women happy and satisfied.”

6)“Every girl needs a friend who will laugh at her and with her, the fact he could also give her
orgasms is a bonus,” 

7)Cheese and rice, the man was a walking orgasm. 

8), “For some reason, Country, the whole time I was looking at that beautiful, semi-naked woman, all this not-ready-
to-settle-down unmanly man could think about was your cute, white, cotton-tails.”

9)    I pushed myself up on my elbows and took him in, tall and wide, sex on a very lickable stick. 

10)“Country, unless you want me sinking my cock into your sweet
little pussy, I suggest you cover up a little. You are too damn tempting to be lying there like that.”

11)I groaned. “You’re scared of spiders, too?”
    “What’s not to be scared of? They have eight legs! Who the hell needs eight legs? That’s not right,
it’s abnormal.”

12)“Baby girl, Decker has one beautiful, long, King Kong dong!” 

13)“PUSSY IS NOT A BREAKFAST MEAL!” Lionel cried with exasperation.
    Decker chuckled as he sat lazily back into the couch behind me. “Not for you maybe,” he purred,
“but I love nothing more than sweet, wet pussy for breakfast.”

14)   “Pathetic,” he whispered, and I immediately tensed. Decker kissed my neck. “I’m sure I can make
you scream louder than that. If Casey and Lionel aren’t over here first thing tomorrow with shit eating
grins on their faces, I’ll be really pissed off.”

15)Oh god, his neanderthal-esk

declaration had me practically screaming for him to take me now.

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