Twenty-five-year-old Gavin Ellis has always had the love and support of his family ever since he was a little boy and couldn't stop talking about his penis. He's also always had their unsolicited advice and uncanny knack of embarrassing him at all costs. Now that he's an adult and trying to convince the love of his life to love him back, things haven't changed very much from when he was younger.
When Gavin's best friend Tyler suggests he make a to-do list of items that will ensure he wins the girl, Gavin is one-hundred-percent on board: after a few six packs.
After puking in the shrubs, a bad experience with Viagra, a Sex-Ed course gone wrong, and a slew of other mishaps courtesy of his family and friends, Gavin is pretty sure this list will be the death of him.
Sometimes, trying to make someone love you with a list isn't always the best idea.
My opinion:
Gavin is the creative director of one of the largest sex toy stores, Seductions and Snacks.Gavin is in love with Charlotte who happens to be his best friend.He decided to make her fall in love with him. His friend Tyler made a list with different ways but every time he was trying something it would end up as a disaster. Charlotte was also in love with Gavin but she was afraid to tell him so she made a list too with her best friends help.After alot of funny accidents they end up being together and happy.
It's the most hilarious story i have ever read. I've never laughed so hard in my life. The characters are amazing and so funny,i loved all of them. I am definitely going to read this book again. Seriously people you need to read this book.
My favourite lines:
1)“Who is this tool?” Drew whispers in my ear.
“He’s Charlotte’s boyfriend. She met him at school,” I whisper back as Rocco starts banging his head and attempting to sing death metal.
“What school did he go to, Closet State?” Drew mutters
2) “Are you done, or is there more? Want me to hold your hair back?” Tyler asks with a laugh.
3)“I’m actually not feeling so hot myself, Claire. I could use a sponge bath,” Tyler tells her.
“How about I take your temperature with a rectal thermometer the size of my fist?” Mom threatens.
“I’m strangely aroused right now,” Tyler muses
4)“Yes, and you used to stand up in the middle of the tub and say, ‘Hey, Charlotte, look at my big wiener!’ I hope that’s not what your next plan of attack is,” Mom says with a serious look on her face
5)Mom turns to face Tyler and folds her arms on top of the table. “When I’m finished neutering you, I’m going to take your tiny little neuticles and light them on fire.”
6) “Hey, number five on the list is totally gonna happen right now!” Tyler says, clapping his hands together in glee.
“I’m not showing her my penis!” I whisper.
“Oh I’m pretty sure your penis has other ideas. He’s like an angry armadillo trying to claw his way out of a bunker right now.”
7) “Alright there, McSensitive Pansy Ass. Did you make sweet, sweet love to your beautiful goddess?”
8)“SHUT UP! I told you, I have no fucking experience with this shit. I just reached in and started yanking on it.”
“I think my balls just ran away in fear. Oh look, there they go, right out the front door. GOOD-BYE, BOYS!” Rocco shouts with a wave to the door of the bar.
9)“Run, Virginityman, run!”
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