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Τετάρτη, 30 Σεπτεμβρίου 2015

Tool ( A Step Brother Romance #2) by Sabrina Paige

I call him “Tool” because he’s a dick.

Gaige O’Neal is nicknamed “Tool” because of what he’s packing. Rumor is, he’s well equipped.

I wouldn’t know. I’ve never had the pleasure.

He’s a cocky, entitled, insufferable a**hole who’s as reckless with women as he is with that stupid motorcycle he races.

He’s also my stepbrother. Lucky me.

It’s been four years since I’ve seen him. Four years since he’s made me so frustrated I could scream. Four years since he’s given me that look, the one that makes me instantly wet.

So it’s just f**ing fitting that the first time I see him in four years, he’s buried beneath three scantily clad blondes.

Now I’m stuck here under the same roof with him while he recovers from a racing injury. An injury that clearly hasn’t affected the use of his tool.

The problem is, as much as I despise him, I just can’t help myself. I want to find out what kind of tool he's working with.

                                                                   My opinion:
Delaney flew back to Dallas to work in her fathers company. She went straight home to change and relax but when she open the guest house's door several people were standing around. One of them was the guy she tried to forget, Gaige her step brother. When they were younger they had a thing for each other and they argued alot. Now after four years nothing has changed between them. Her father informed them about his brilliant idea, that she and Gaige were going to work together. None of them liked that because she would actually had to babysit him since they thought of him to be a trainwreck. He decided to enjoy every single moment of having her around. They both did when she stopped overthinking everything. They agreed to be casual, only sex nothing more. But the heart doesn't always agree with the mind. Soon enough they are head over heels for each other and they have to decide if it's something permanent or just something they had to get out of their system.

It's a quite nice romance story. There's tons of good sex scenes and some fun teasing ones. Everything happens so fast, the sex comes in the first chapters and the love follows quickly after that. It didn't feel like a whole story to me.It's mostly scenes that shows how much they wanted each other and how they tried to keep it in control.Gaige's character was a very sexy bossy kinda guy who loved to have fun and didn't care about others. Except Delaney of course. Delaney was a very smart and hardworking woman who wanted to make her dad proud. She was a bit prude but that changed as soon as she hooked up with Gaige. They were good for each other since it was their first time they actually felt happy and complete. One common thing they had was that they both had bitchy moms who didn't cared about them at all.

My favorite lines:

1)expressing your sympathy for me, not fantasizing about my asshole stepbrother."
  "Traveling to Japan to babysit one of the hottest men on the planet?" he asks.  "Yeah, let me see if I can muster up some sympathy for you."  He pauses for a second.  "Nope, I just can't do it.  Sorry."

2)"I'll take that as a compliment."
  "I didn't mean it as one."

3)Gaige's stupid voice interrupts my fantasy.  "What, you're tongue-tied now?"

  "I'm thinking of ways to dispose of your body."

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Δευτέρα, 28 Σεπτεμβρίου 2015

Chelsea ( The Club Girl Diaries #2) by Addison Jane

Chelsea spent most of her life running.

She was young when her parents were killed, and she was thrown into the system as just another statistic. One foster home after another, hell after hell. When things got too hard, her first instinct was to get out and fast.

She didn’t mind being a club girl. Who wouldn't want a group of possessive alpha males on your side and in your bed? The freedom and the lifestyle allowed her to spread her wings while the rules and bylaws kept everyone in line. It was comfortable – safe.

But while her head told her she was happy, her heart reminded her constantly of what she really wanted – Brothers by Blood President, Optimus. He was a brooding asshole who was sexy, loyal and pushed the boundaries of both her body and her mind. He never let her all the way in, but she still couldn't stay away from him – he was addictive.

Optimus had only one rule – family comes first.

He knew that sometimes sacrifices needed to be made in order to keep the ones he loved safe. He'd done it before and he would do it again.

Being President of the Brothers by Blood MC meant he couldn't show any weakness. His feelings for Chelsea were off the charts, but so far he'd managed to hide them and keep her at an arm’s length thinking he was protecting her. Beautiful, athletic and sassy, she wasn't just another club girl, she was HIS girl.

Danger is fast approaching and Chelsea is in its direct sight. Will it be too late for Optimus to show Chelsea how he really feels? And when secrets are revealed will Chelsea stay and stand beside the man she wants or will the urge to run just be too strong?

                                                           My opinion:
Chelsea for many years have been a club girl in the Brothers by Blood MC. She had feelings for the President, he had too but refused to admit it. The Mafia had targeted Chelsea because she was an important person to Optimus. He tried to protect her by pushing her away. This was killing her, she couldn't stand seeing him with other women. That's when left the club and went to live with her new friend, Rose. When some men started shooting her in her new work she willingly went back to Optimus. He finally understood that he couldn't live without her. He made her his Old Lady, they were happy for a night and then after a huge betrayal from her friend she ended up in the wrong hands. Op with his brothers found her soon but  in a critical condition. He was devastated. In the end Optimus had all the important people in his life and took his revenge as well.

It's a very intense story with many life changing secrets and lies. The storyline has a few things in common with the previous book: the main female character is kidnapped, a brother dies, one person denies his feelings. Optimus is an alpha brooding male, overprtected and acted as a caveman many times. He had lost a lot of people and he blaimed himself for that. That's why he chose not to be close with a woman again. Everyone was telling him that this was wrong and he understood that in the end. Chelsea is a unique smart and very caring woman who had a rough life. That's why she wanted to find her prince who was going to sweep her of her feet. But she found something much better in Optimus.

My favorite lines:

1)“She’s mine for tonight, buddy!” I grinned. “Take your…ding-dong, and use your hand if you’re desperate.”

2)“Your Old Man know you’re on the phone blowing up a brother?” 
  I could practically see her grinning. “You say that like he has a say in the matter.”

  “Pussy whipped fucker,” I muttered. 

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Κυριακή, 27 Σεπτεμβρίου 2015

Harmony ( The Club Girl Diaries #1) by Addison Jane

Harmony makes no excuses for who she is or what she’s done. For the past few years she’s been living as a club girl for the Brothers by Blood MC. The club girls are there for a purpose - to cook, to clean and to keep the men happy. She respects the club, respects the men and she follows the rules. Watching the men walk in and out of her life is strangely comforting, and a feeling she’s grown accustomed to. With a history of disappointments and false promises, all she wants is to have fun, play music and finish college. Being associated with the club, she can do that without having to risk her heart. That was until he showed up.

When Kit's father stepped down as president, he took the title with pride. The Brothers by Blood MC is his family, his home. Deciding to celebrate his new title with his brothers from a neighboring chapter, the last thing he expected was to find Harmony - a club girl with all the makings of a perfect old lady. The stunning blonde is beautiful, strong and fiercely independent. Harmony refuses to lower the walls she’s created around her heart, but the fire inside her and her love for the club fuel his need to have her by his side, and on the back of his bike.

When Harmony’s safety is threatened, Kit is determined to do whatever it takes to protect her and prove that she can trust him. But after a lifetime of broken promises, will it be enough?

                                                              My opinion:
Harmony was a club girl at Brothers by Blood MC. She was also a college student, studying music. She liked being in the club, there they had a place to stay, food, money and the respect of the brothers. She didn't want to be tied down with a man, and certainly not to fall in love. So this kind of life suited her. Another chapter was visiting the club for a few days. Kit, the president of the other chapter, saw her dancing and he knew that he had to know her. Later he was more interested in her because she wasn't like the other club whores, she was Old Lady material even if she didn't know it. Soon enough he claimed her for as long he would be there. She wasn't so happy at first, she didn't want to get attached with a man. It was time to go for Kit and after Harmz almost got kidnapped he decided that he'd take her with him, she was his after all.  He promised to protect her but so far he failed twice, that didn't help Harm to trust him. The guy who tried to kidnapped her was more dangerous than they thought and he caused problems to them. Harmony had to get back to school and Kit wasn't happy because he couldn't be with her. He knew that his brothers there would protect her, but he was wrong about one of them and Harmony payed the price. The Brothers with their contacts and her mom's help found her very soon. They thought that this nightmare was over but this was only the beggining.

Great love story. It is the normal MC novel, with crazy parties, lots of sex, fights and love of course. The difference with the other books i have read is that here we see how much respect get the club whores who follow the rules. I liked that because they are usually treated as trash. All the male characters are sexy and bossy, Kit is a bit caveman too. He recently had became president of his chapter, he went to visit his best friend and then he found his future Old Lady. It was hard to convince her to take him up on that offer, but he wasn't a man who gave up easily. Harmony was a girl who knew that men was going to take what they want and then they will leave. That's why she chose to live in this life. She was a smart woman, strong and knew when to talk back. She and her friend Chelsea were very special to the club. Very well written and understandable story, the last chapter is about Optimus and i have to tell that i didn't expect the last part.

My favorite lines:

1)“And I’m yours, baby. If you’ll have me,” he replied with a soft kiss to my collar bone.
  I smiled. “Can I think about it?”
  “Fuck! No, you can’t.”

2)“Man, that girl can swing. You better watch your balls, Kit,” Blizzard chuckled. 

  “Don’t I know it,” I murmured. 

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Σάββατο, 26 Σεπτεμβρίου 2015

Rellik by Teresa Mummert

Rellik Bentley is to die for. 

He can have any woman he wants and they will do anything to be with him. He uses and abuses them like drugs and tosses them out with the trash. The only thing he gives a f*ck about is his music. That is, until Ella Leighton walks into his life and stumbles upon one of his darkest secrets. In the midst of doing damage control, he begins to obsess over the mysterious woman who wants absolutely nothing to do with him.
Rellik won’t take no for an answer.

                                                                  My opinion:
Rellik was a fucked up guy. He had a tough early life, his only joy now was the music and the women he used for his pleasure only. Elle was a kid who grew up in the system because her parents were criminals. When she was older she started looking for her mom and some answers. For now she was a bartender in a bar in Orlando. One night when she was going to work, someone attacked her, thankfully for her a man came and rescued her. Later she found out who he was. Rellik helped Ella because she reminded him of his old girlfriend Katie. After spending a night together and a little searching from Ella's part, they figured out that they had something in common. She asked him a favor, Ryder promised to help her and he did, unfortunately the news for her mom wasn't good. Now it was time for both to take their revenge. In the end Ella was able to feel safe again and Ryder had earned a family he loved.

This isn't your normal love story. It's a dark novel it contains abuse, love and revenge. The two main characters have been through alot in their life. Ryder lost his dad early, that changed him alot made him tougher. The girl who helped him get through this and later loved him was abused by a monster, that made him "crazy". Years later he met the girl who would be his future, she was abused too, that made him a murderer. Ella had a rough life as well. Her parents were criminals, especially her dad. She never had a normal family. The years she spent in the system were the worst. She lived a nightmare but she was able to escape. Later she met the man who would love her and give her the life she deserved.

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Παρασκευή, 25 Σεπτεμβρίου 2015

Reapers and Bastards: A Reapers MC Anthology ( Reapers MC #4.5) by Joanna Wylde

Charming Bastard: A Novella 
I first met Riley Boone when I was four years old. We moved to Callup, Idaho after my dad blew out his back and had to go on disability. Boonie’s family lived next to ours. Every afternoon he’d swagger off the school bus after kindergarten like a conquering king. For the first week he ignored me, until I impressed him by climbing nearly thirty feet up in the tree behind his trailer. They had to call the fire department to get me down, but it was worth it to see the respect in his five-year-old eyes. He gave me a worm in honor of my accomplishment. I fell in love. The next day he made me eat the worm and our relationship has been complicated ever since. 

Sticky Sweet: A Short Story 
Horse and Marie met for the first time in Reaper’s Property. Now experience this moment through his eyes. (Originally available on the author’s website.) 

NEW Skunked: A Short Story 
Marie has some BIG news to share with Horse—news that will change both their lives forever…. 

NEW Sugar and Spice: A Short Story 
A prequel to Reaper’s Fall, this story features Painter and Melanie’s first meeting. 

                                                                 My opinion:
Charming Bastard is the story of Darcy and Boonie. The two of them met when they were little kids, they lived in the same neighbourhood and went in the same school. Little Darcy was trying to impress Boonie since the first time they met. For her everything they did was innocent until the day he kissed her. The same day the mine where his stepdad was working caught on fire, many days later his step dad took them and left so he can find somewhere else a job. Many years later Boonie came back to Callup with his mom. Darcy had moved on with her life, one night they shared one special moment and then they went back to their lives. A few years later, she was single again and Boonie went to claim her.

Sticky sweet and Skunked are about:Horse's and Marie's first meeting, and how she told him she was pregnant.

Sugar and Spice is about: Melanie's and Painter's first meeting, first date and the news that he's in jail.

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Nothing Ever Lasts Teaser by Jasmine Lee

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Πέμπτη, 24 Σεπτεμβρίου 2015

Wrong Number, Right Guy ( The Bourbon Street Boys #1) by Elle Casey

When a mysterious text message summons May Wexler to a biker bar in downtown New Orleans, she knows something is very wrong. Her sister has sent out an SOS, but when May gets there, she’s nowhere to be found and May is the one in trouble—she’s wearing pink espadrilles, she’s got a Chihuahua in her purse, and she’s in the middle of a shootout.

After tall, muscular Ozzie comes to her rescue, May has no choice but to follow him to safety. At the headquarters of his private security firm, the Bourbon Street Boys, she finds a refuge for the night—and the offer of a job. But it’s not long before a gun-toting stalker isn’t the only complication in May’s life: the more time she spends with Ozzie, the less she can deny that they’ve got some serious chemistry. A wrong number got her into this mess…Will it also get her the right guy?

                                                              My opinion:
May is a freelance wedding and portrait photographer, she's very close with her older sister. One night she got a text from an unknown number, she thought it was  her sister, and ended up in a biker bar. Bullets started coming her way and a man came to her rescue. He told her to get a taxi and go home but she was stubborn enough to go back there and take her car. That put her in trouble for a second time, so he rescued her again. He guided her to his house, where she met the whole group. Since her life could be at risk they kept her there. They hadn't only offered her a roof for the night but a job too. May needed the extra money so she accepted the job. She loved the job from day one, what she didn't like was that she had to stay with Ozzie.She wanted him badly but he was her boss. Till the end of the night none of them cared about that anymore. May is learning fast and has earned the respect of most people in her team. They thought that she was a Bo Peep, a person who could easily blend in and trick people, they couldn't be more right. She was getting along very well with Ozzie, they were having fun and they both had feelings for each other. That's why in the end she realised that the wrong number gave her the right guy.

It's a very nice funny romance story with a bit of action in it. I liked this book, it's very amusing and sweet but i felt like it was short in the storyline. I mean we only read like a week of their lives and it's mostly her getting trained, and lusting after her hero boss. Apart from that is really good, well written, loved May's inner monologues and her smart mouth. All the male characters are funny. Ozzie is a scary military dude with a heart of gold, and oh so sexy. May is your everyday girl who's fun and adorable but has a kinda crazy strike. My favorite scenes were when Dev tried to sneak up on her and attack her.

My favorite lines:

1)Liar, liar, I will set your pants on fire.

2)“Oh, shit,” Dev says. Then he cups his hands around his mouth and yells, “Incoming! Chihuahua on the loose!”

3)Whoa! Slow down, nympho! He just walked in the door. Jesus.

4)“Hey! Geth what, evewybody?!” Sammy screams.
  We all look at him, waiting for the big news.
  “I pooped!”

5)Again?! What am I, the crash test dummy?

6). “You just got your ass handed to you by someone you like to call Bo Peep. If I were you, I’d start questioning my ability to read people.”

7)“What if I grow my beard back?”
  My face twitches as I try to hold back the giggles. “Let’s not test my love so soon, okay?”

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Τετάρτη, 23 Σεπτεμβρίου 2015

Sex, Desires and Rock n' roll (Redemption Tour #1) by Michelle Lee

He holds me captive with his brilliant blue eyes.

His crooked smile melts me every time.

His voice wraps around me when he sings.

His words break through and dive straight to my heart.

Dash Ford, lead singer of Redemption, is unlike any man I’ve ever met and I'm drawn to not only his lyrics but the man behind the voice. 

But I am broken—beyond broken.

I had no intention of falling for him. But when we met, I had no other option. With him, I embrace the present while trying to put my past behind me. I find myself in a world I never expected, a world I’m not entirely sure I can handle. 

Am I strong enough?

Will I be enough for a man who has everything?

Can I finally let go and give into the love I’ve wanted my whole life? Or will my past forever define and haunt me, keeping me from all I desire?

                                                            My opinion:
Julia had a boyfriend who broke her. He was very handsome, at first treating her very nice but when he knew he had her, he showed his true ugly self. Then one night she left him. Present day: Jules is working as a journalist at the Wine Gourmet Magazine. One day her friends tricked her and took her to a rock concert.  They had dressed her in a very sexy outfit, a few men were looking at her but her ex had ruined her so much that she couldn't stand to be admired by a man anymore. After the show they went backstage, where Jules met the very sexy Dash. She had never had that physical reaction to a man before. At the party later she had a panic attack and Dash took her away and took care of her. They both felt this strong connection and soon enough he asked her to be with him. She accepted but she knew that if she wanted the relationship to work, she had to go to see a doctor to help her with her problem. When she visited Dr Hoffman Jules saw a hope that she could be unbroken. Dash was making her so happy. With the doctor's help and Dash being close to her she was getting better and better. Jules decided that it was time to talk to Dash about her past, she thought that he would despise her after that but she was very wrong. In his eyes she was a beautiful strong woman. She wasn't the only one in this relationship who had demons, Dash had a painful past as well that still haunted him. They fall in love in a very short time, so when he had to go on tour Jules felt like she was missing a part of her. Her friends were so worried about her. A few weeks later she's happy that she will see Dash again, but her happiness is short lived since her worst enemy appears in front of her.

This is the most romantic rocker novel i have ever read. The two main characters are Jules and Dash. She is a very nice girl, very professional but so broken. Then she meets Dash and her life changes for the better. He is a rockstar but doesn't act like one. He is very sexy, nice, kind, down to earth guy. He also carries his own burden. When they are together their lives have a meaning again. Their relationship were escalated quickly. I feel like the title isn't appropriate for this book. I mean yes we have the rocker but the story is about their relationship and how Jules is taking her life back. The only part that i didn't like is that it ends with a cliffhanger.

My favorite line:
“If you moan like that again, I’m going to take you to the restroom and slow is going out the fucking window because I will be buried so deep in you, you won’t know where I begin and you end, Sunshine.” 

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Τρίτη, 22 Σεπτεμβρίου 2015

Rush (Pandemic Sorrow #2) by Stevie J. Cole

It’s my job to play music, to make girls wet, and then to screw a select few of them. I’m a professional rocker. I’m rich, I’m famous, I’m one lucky son-of-a-bitch. I have everything - except control.

The industry owns me. And the only thing I have a minuscule grain of control with is women, but not that dominate, tie you up and gag you kind of control. No, I want to govern how I make them feel. I need them to feel like a goddess while I’m in them, and I love being able to control the fact that they’ll never really have me. Love is complicated. It is bullshit. And even if I thought I needed it, the rules of being a rocker won’t allow it.

Sex is all I need.

I don’t need love.

But for some reason I want her. For some reason I can’t get her out of my mind. And lately, every time I’m with any girl besides her it feels wrong.

I can practically have any woman I want, but I can’t have her. She’s off limits because she’s part of that industry that owns my ass.

Sex was all I had.

And sometimes I thought maybe love was all I needed…with her.

                                                               My opinion:
Rush wanted for years the only woman he couldn't have,Jules their assistant manager. One night he had sex with her, but her admission that this was the biggest mistake of her life hurt him and pissed him off. One year later: Rush was diagnost with a chronic anxiety and a sex addiction, he refused to believe the second one. He had sex with many fans but he kept thinking about Jules. The band went on tour, he still fucked anything that  moved and his friend Jag was taking drugs to survive. Everything was "normal" in their crazy lives. Rush was still annoying Jules with sexual comments that made her see red. He wanted her and not only because she was forbidden to him. That's why he finally took the decision to go after her. They both agreed that they couldn't deny what there was between them, but they had to keep it  a secret. Rush knew he loved her but he couldn't admit it to her yet. Then one day he found out that his best friend was going to kill himself and that scared him. Everyone in the band felt like it was their fault for what happened to Jag. Like everything that happened to them wasn't enough their manager, James, started threating them so he could control their lives. And then came the final strike for Rush, he was informed that he might have a desease. That cost him his relationship with Jules. This was his wake up call. After that he changed and when he found the courage he went to claim his woman again.

The story unfolds the same period with Jag's. This isn't so dramatic as the first book. We mostly read about Rush's and Jules struggle of trying to be together. We don't have any information about the two main characters' past. Rush is a rock star male whore who loved women and parties. Until the day he realised how much he wanted and later loved Jules. Jules was working with the band for 6 years, she wanted Rush as well but she knew it couldn't work out between them because of their lives.

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Unexpected (Skipping Stones #2) {Teaser and pre-order links} by Jasmine Lee

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Δευτέρα, 21 Σεπτεμβρίου 2015

Friction by L.D. Davis

Noa was trampled and nearly killed by hundreds of horny female fans at a concert for a band she didn't even like, but Alden, the bad boy lead singer of the band, saved her from the trampling tramps. Alden is used to getting what he wants, especially women, but Noa can't stand the cocky, pelvic thrusting rock star. 

Some things should remain in the dark, but by grudgingly spending time with one of the biggest superstars in the world, every dark corner of Noa's life will be illuminated under the spotlight. Will she be able to survive it? Will Alden be able to survive the consequences of Noa's past? Will Noa be able to survive the sexy, brash, and talented Alden Breck? 

                                                            My opinion:
Noa is a writer, she went to her friend's wedding and then stayed for a couple days. Her friend wanted to go to a Friction concert and she went with her because she didn't want her to go alone. Noa didn't like the band very much and couldn't wait the time to go home. But instead of going home she was trampled to death by Friction fans. When she woke up, she was so pissed at the lead singer, Alden, since she thought it was his fault that his fans stomped on her. The next day she was flying home, in the airport she saw Alden again, he was trying to take care of her and that made her more angry with him. Alden was very intrigued with her, he wanted to get to know her better. So he made a deal with her, he wouldn't try to have sex with her  if she accepted him as a friend. She agreed. They spend a lot of time together the next few days and she realised that he wasn't just a cocky arrogant singer. Then he asked her to accompany him in a few galas, she knew it would be a bad idea because she was starting to like him, but it was hard to say no to him. Everything were fine at first but their sexual tension were starting to mess with their heads, especially Alden's. That's when they took their friendship in a different level. Along with all the good and frustrating things that were happening to Noa, a person from her past decided to make an appearance and that terrified her. That person was stalking her and she didn't know how to handle it. Alden figured out that something was wrong with her and made her talk. He was furious with her keeping this secret but then he tried to keep her safe. In the end, the girl who wasn't rock star girlfriend material and the sworn single rock star were finally in love and happy.

A beautiful rockstar novel. A very sexy and funny story with the occasional tiny dramatic moments. The characters are great and fan. Noa was a best selling author who had a rough childhood. Her adult life wasn't much better. She had a boyfriend who first saved her from herself and then abused her. She never understood how pretty she was and since she did everything on her own from a young age she hated being dependent on others. Alden was a rockstar who also didn't have the best childhood. He was cocky and arrogant most of the time but he also was a person with a big heart who loved to help kids. He was very fun and had no mouth filter most of the time. Their sexual tension was unbelievable.When they first met what neither of them expected was that they would fall in love with each other so fast. It scared them because none of them were looking for a life partner plus it would be their first real relationship.

My favorite lines:

1)Cocky grin, cocky flirting, cocky thrusting – when the hell was this cock fest going to be over?

2)Dear god, is that what I think it is poking me in the ass? Is that real? How did it grow to be so damn big?

3)Oh, my god, Noa! Look away, look away! Stop looking at his cock, for heaven’s sake!

4)“Okay, the fact that you’re staring at my boy isn’t helping him to go down,” 

5)“You’re a pig.”
  “I’m a man.”
  “Same difference,” 

6)“When was the last time you cleaned something? Besides your dick – I’m assuming you clean it.”

7)I picked up the iPod, made sure it was locked and then I started to rub it between my hands.
  “Babe, what the hell are you doing?” Alden asked.
  “Putting some friction on my iPod,” I said, trying not to laugh.
  “Your ass is mine,” Alden said as he began stalking toward me.

8)“Hey, listen here, bossy bikini bottom,” he started, making me snicker. “Don’t make me smack your ass.”

9)“Shit,” he said, staring down at me with wonder after we pulled apart. “I should have told you I fucking loved you a long time ago. I could have tapped that ass weeks ago.”

10)You pompous, conceited, pelvic thrusting asshole.”

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